You have to give that last minute gift, but you don't give a crap!
Well here you go...
When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a piece of poop so they don't deserve anything nice. Or they can take a joke! This Chocolate Turd looks frightful, but is actually quite delicious. Made from Milk Chocolate.
On the surface, it looks like a nice box of something.
The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Even though it looks like it was made by a dog. Keep away from dogs.
You can order on Amazon, pick up at the last minute at novelty stores or even convenience stores like 7-11 if they still have some in stock.